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Disclaimers continued: Some settling may occur and freshness is not guaranteed. This disclaimer is non-toxic to children, but to adults... Now that's another story! You must be this tall (52") in order to read this disclaimer. Enter at your own risk. All sales are final. Competitors coupons will NOT be honored! For a limited time only!! As seen on TV. Employees and families of this business or its affiliates are not permitted to enter. Those caught line jumping (or line dancing for that matter (or even line snorting)) will be ejected from the park immediately. Please keep your hands and feet inside the tram at all times. Objects are closer than they appear. This disclaimer is purely for entertainment purposes only. All characters contained herein are fictitious and any semblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. By reading this disclaimer you state that Cold-Moon Inc. and any of its affiliates can not be held liable for any act either natural or artificial. Cold-Moon Inc. will not be responsible for lost or stolen goods no matter how hard you whine. Mileage may vary depending on terrain, or traffic, or for that matter the acts of gremlins (not the ones made by American Motors in the 70s). Shoes and shirt required for service (ladies with thongs get extra special service, w00t!). Cold-Moon Inc. reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. Two drink minimum. Cover charge of $23.68 for anyone not on the guest list. A 19% gratuity will be added to checks of all parties greater than 6 or whenever we farking feel like it. Beware of dog. Beware of attack moles. Beware of raptors. Some shrinkage may occur. This disclaimer may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause certain birth defects. Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. Not valid during National holidays. Not valid with any other offers. Special terms and applications may apply, check your user agreement. Alcohol and gratuity not included. Must be present to win. Rain checks will not be accepted. Prices vary in some markets. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. The driver carries no cash. Thoroughly cooking foods of animal origin such as beef, fish, poultry, or shellfish reduces the risk of food borne illness. Individuals with certain health conditions may be at higher risk if these foods are consumed raw or undercooked. By removing the shrink-wrap from this product you hereby agree to forfeit your soul to the Prince of Darkness--William Gates. Not safe for human consumption. Caution Rock Slide Area. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. For the comfort and enjoyment of others, please be quiet during the show. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.