(Or, "I want to know where it is, what it does, and if I can break it.")
Nathan's favorite protective device - Advanced Combat Helmet
When you don't want to make a collect call - ComTec Explorer Communications Network
Emperor PalpaDave is going to regret selling us one of these - Heavy Recoilless Rifle
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three - Plasma Grenades
"Man! It's a shooting gallery down there!" - Automatic Sentry Gun
The best way to keep those pesky Dim 'U monks away from us at the spaceport - Auxilliary Security Systems
"Um, there's a bunch of red dots moving towards the blue dot... I think we're the blue dot." - Threat Warning Indicator