Full Metal Protocol Droid

Another mangled movie quote from our home campaign (episode 8, "You're in the Army Now")...

"This is my blaster. There are many like it but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the stormtroopers who are trying to kill me. I must shoot before they shoot. I will. Before Yoda I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of the Rebellion, we are the masters of the Empire, we are the saviors of the Force. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace. Amen."